Miles HIgh by Parker Harley

Author:Parker, Harley
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2024-01-10T00:00:00+00:00

When I hear the next hairbrained idea from my five strapping young men, I think it’s time I finally come to the conclusion that they are all clinically insane. We stand outside Luna Park, and its huge laughing mouth. I swear the fucker is mocking me.

“Are you guys honestly sure about this?” I look around at all of them, they all look determined, and I roll my eyes. Out of all the ideas they have had, I’m pretty sure this is the worst. One of them has pissed their pants, and another one has crapped them. This task I guarantee one or the other, or possibly all the above will happen.

“It will be fine,” Miles waves me off, and I roll my eyes for possibly the millionth time.

“Fine, I’ll stand up the top, and watch.” I make my way up the stairs of the rotor ride, and watch from up the top. The guys get inside the ride, and the ride operator explains what they need to do to be safe. The platform inside the barrel slowly drops, and the guys look around at each other. If you guys haven’t already guessed the guys have to ride the rotor ride continuously until they all tap out. The guys stand against the wall of the barrel as it slowly begins to spin, the spinning goes faster, and faster, and the floor begins to drop leaving the guys suspended, and stuck against the rotor wall. They whoop, and cheer and the music plays over the speaker, the ride continues the spin. As the ride begins to slow, the floor rises again. The guys get off the ride then get back in the line to get back on. They line up another three times, and I begin to notice the fatigue.

“Boyfriend Bros, I think this was such a bad idea,” Kane’s voice echoes inside the ride, and my heart begins pounding.

“I don’t think I should’ve eaten that burger,” Blake adds, by this point I am totally freaking out.

“Por amor de deus, why did I eat that ice cream,” Gabriel grunts out, this is totally not a good idea.

“Guys, be strong we can do this,” as soon as the words leave Miles’ mouth, I know they are all in trouble.

As soon as the words come out, Kane throws up, unfortunately Alessandro is facing him, and cops the brunt of his vomit, which in turn causes Alessandro to vomit. The vomit train continues, and it becomes an absolute nightmare inside the ride, the ride operator tries to slow down the ride, but it seems to be getting worse. Kids, and families begin shrieking at the disarray in the barrel. Some of the kids begin vomiting as their parent rip the away from what I now like to call, the barrel of horrors. I yell at the ride operator to switch off the ride, and he continues to fumble with the switches. Eventually the ride slows down, and the guys all fumble off the ride like drunken sailors.

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